Tsau*

Go into google translate

Oh is it Estonian for hi

Or bing translate

Yes

can you imagine being 800 pounds and just chillin at home playin video games all day

im jelly af

collect welfare

God I wish that were me

i'll need like 8 food stamps

the food stamps of 8 ppl i mean

Tfw hog life

Trough life

Hell yeah

Poor guy though

Hoshi we should collect welfare and live together

Make a sitcom

I have a couple Ideas for a sitcom

It’s the hips

Just put 2 opposing forces

And shoulders

And legs

Hmm

@This is Linus if you have good legs don’t sit down for too much

You’ll get bow legged

Ik

I walked 14 miles yesterday

sleeping on your side causes diabetes

walking facing the wind ages you faster

My body became asian mode

clipping your fingernails too short affects your credit score

Thanks for the wisdom pd

Pd is a wise man

He comes from Africa

I saw him sitting on a mountaintop, and I'm like

"bruh wut??"

And he just looked at me and suddenly all the wisdom of all the ancient cultures transmitted into my third eye

was dope

Shiiiiid

Shut the fuck up chips

I must bear witness