@Dong

Dilly sounds like a recovering fatty

dilly has the humor of a fat man

so does khaki

they are destined for fatness regardless of their current state

He either knows someone who was fat and died, or was fat

Either way hes terrified

Ok lets stop this is getting into fat acceptance, which i will not condone

It is unhealthy to be fat

wait are you fat

i thought you said you were 9'3"

The thing is, im not afraid of death

I welcome it with open arms

ok good

you might enjoy this a little

i'm 10'7 and 350lb

damn dude nice

yeah took me a lot of hard work to get this tall

thats a good height

not too short not too tall

whats the bmi on that

liike 2 probably

Lol wtf cspan ur not even 10'7 lol wtf

What

Oh he was talking shit while I was gone

Oof

Poor fatty.

Cspan is a liar. He's only 9'11"

ok, so about my Screen Actors Guild scheme

I say we just taint the wells of Los Angelles,

make all their teeth green

That'll buy us enough time to assemble the Cool Actors Guild

we just need enough Jews to make it work

*Christian* jews

SMALL MAN

I'm gunna taint the wells with my piss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLxtxC_IkeE

this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7p_C9OlN40

is danger music