and why

fat

nothing more, nothing less

Like this one time I screamed in a homeless persons face for 3 minutes straight

Total chad move

wow

badass

yeah

did it hurt

Then I felt bad and bought him his favorite ice cream

hm

mmm vanilla bean

BUT

with no sprinkles

hm

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

Can’t be too easy on them

Gotta remind them that life isn’t fair

got big pockets?

And that they drew the short straw

if this was irl, we would all be sitting in a semicircle twiddling our thumbs

hot pockets

mmmm

mmmm

Hot pockets look gross

no

I dont fucking sit in gay circles

they are gross

I stand

semi circle you . IDIOT

i would be chuggin beer and squatting like a badass

@Chips if this was irl I’d have your head wrapped in a towel and choking you to death with this piggle rigg digg

wow

badass

i would be dead center in a shine to the lacroix goddess

id be eating some food mmmm

mmmm

and hate myself for it

mmmmmm

Sitting in gay circles is gay

yeah