and smell your finger

This dealership I’m at owns a cat

They named her Toyota

nigga posted a selfie

i wish i looked like that

who’s that

me

you look cool bro

yeah man

can we chill dude

i look like im about to fucking inhale 4 junior bacon cheeseburgers

like this bitch @CSPAN

THIS BITCH

TELLS ME

dont get a dobule quarter pounder

and then

he goes to WENDY

AND HE GETS JUNIOR BACON CHEESEBURGERS

im eating mooyah

oh did y’all know I’m allergic to blueberries?

really

ya

what kind of faggot shit is that

🤦🏽‍♂️

ive had an allergic reaction to two thingsi n my life

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

some kind of dye in this weird WWE gum that i bought at a wilson farms when i was liiiike 9

and some ingredient in powerade

i literally cannot drink powerade or i break out in hives

i go into anaphylactic shock when I eat blueberries lmao

bruh i remember

sitting in church

looking down at my arms

and seeing them covered in huge lumps

i freaked out so bad

how the FUCK do you spell neal wrong lmao