and then smell your nail

tell me what happens

it doesn’t smell like anything

wtf

because I wash behind my ears

so do i man

these niggas telling me

to not use soap

cuz its giving me corpse ear

i use my eucalyptus peppermint shampoo

you sound like a fucking white woman

do you shop at whole foods

LOL

no

you sound like you have a black girlfriend an expensive oil heater and are extremely sensitive

LOO

is corpse ear even a real thing

I’ve never heard of that

you wanna find out

come scratch behind my ear

and smell your finger

This dealership I’m at owns a cat

They named her Toyota

nigga posted a selfie

i wish i looked like that

who’s that

me

you look cool bro

yeah man

can we chill dude

i look like im about to fucking inhale 4 junior bacon cheeseburgers

like this bitch @CSPAN

THIS BITCH

TELLS ME

dont get a dobule quarter pounder

and then

he goes to WENDY