i go into anaphylactic shock when I eat blueberries lmao

bruh i remember

sitting in church

looking down at my arms

and seeing them covered in huge lumps

i freaked out so bad

how the FUCK do you spell neal wrong lmao

CHEDDAR BACON BURGER

WHY IS EVERYONE BETRAYING ME

ET TU BRUTUS

FUUUUCK I JUST WANT A DOUBLE QUARTER POUNDER WITH CHEESE AND A LARGE BOX OF SALTY FRIES

LOL

I’m at MOOYA

AABETHHCACAY

shits expensive though

https://archive.org/details/MrBondArchive

shit looks like it sat out on a counter for 2 months

Tastes good tho

join vc they said it'll be fun they said

got me thinking about those FUCKING burgers

@Dedenga cringe

Benedict Cumberbatch

i want alec to vomit in my mouth like a mother bird tending for its young

i want to feel his nurture

@CSPAN the first time we did mushrooms we were in josh's apartment and he made us stare at the cup right

and then we played mario kart

*RIGHT????*

im trying to figure out if this memory is real

<@274548519262748673>

Lol banned

dude i was in the fucking shower

for like 20 minutes

and all i heard was this motherfucker

making loud ass noises

i was in a bathroom with the shower on and the door closed and i heard this motherfucker coming out my headet

in my fucking room with the door closed

so yeah i banned his bitch ass