Dear Sam, I wrote you but still ain't callin'
I left my discord, my email, and my cell phone at the bottom
I sent two emails back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem with your indian assistand or somethin'
Sometimes I scribble blogposts too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, fuck it, what's been up? Man how's your girlfriend?
My girlfriend's pregnant too, I'm 'bout to be a father
If I have a daughter, guess what I'm a call her?
I'ma name her Bonnie
I read about your Uncle Ronnie too I'm sorry
I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him
I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the underground shit that you did with Nick
I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man
I like the shit you did with Charls too, that shit was fat
Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,
-cspan
