man i deserve a beautiful north russian wife to make me potatoes each morning

and clean my shit

you deserve pain

dear god this place is disgusting

ur russian wife will leave ur ass

husband why u drink rent money???

I'm gunna cuck you, Alec

Your children will have my green eyes <:snrk:546896837018386442>

she'll stay with me through thick and thin or i'll fucking beat her pd

and she knows it

the russian method

true

alec i can't tell where your jokes end and your reality begins and it displeases me

that's the name of the game

thaaaat's the name of the game

i'll fuck you in the ass

is that a joke

husband why you drink all our potatoes now we wont survive winter

well

we've made it this far

10,000 years of evolution baby

lot of fuckups in the process

no

look at me

i turned out fine

cspan

let's webcam right now

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i'm going to work in 15 minutes

you nigge

i work every weekend

it has never not been this way

i know, i just didn't look at my schedule

my bad

i want someone to repsond to my fucking post on 8chan /v/ already goddamnit

Every man should be cumming in a brown chick. It's just how it works

that's retarded

None of that northern Russian bullshit

sit down you dumb harry potter ass motherfucker

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dedenga shut the fuck up you despicable pussy