you guys ever have gas in the morning like bad and you struggle to burp/fart/do something to make it go away and you finally burp and your guts start rearranging themselves like a fucking zelda dungeon

mmmm

njow i can enter the boss room

I never ever burp or fart

that must be nice

i woke up to the grim realization that my body is basically a gas-processing machine

I just shit myself and wet the bed

👀

Chinaman say, where there is gas there is pressure

So true

nice yeah

Holy shit u guys

bad gas in the wrong spots makes me wanna throw up

khakster

you gotta check out my ship

it's fucking done UP

take a swig of watered down apple cider vinegar

i don't have any

shit

usually i just break my rule and hit me weed to calm my stomach

it works good for that

weed makes nausea go away like instantaneously it's great

@Deleted User you need to see me ship

Time to start my cooking show "Cookin Good in the Hood"

Anything bitter helps nausea as well

ya

when i drink too much and wake up fucked i drink coffee and smoke weed and usually go back to sleep

but not today

Run a 10k while hungover

@CSPAN get raw apple cider vinegar. Keep it on hand. Take a shot every day.

water it down tho or it stings

sometimes i look at black people and think "well there goes a smooth black brotha. slide to the right! slide to the left!"

new pfp

oc

who is gaming up in here

wheres the gamers at

"X PERSON IS A PEDOPHILE" said the pedophile

normal people dont give a shit