Message from @slobberknocker

Discord ID: 565707044695310342


2019-04-11 01:12:42 UTC  

5.25" - 5.5" is what i've always heard

2019-04-11 01:13:06 UTC  

this is very unsettling

2019-04-11 01:13:18 UTC  

indeed

2019-04-11 01:13:39 UTC  

when some girl is sending you nudes and shit and asks how big your dick is

2019-04-11 01:13:47 UTC  

you can never say 5.5"

2019-04-11 01:13:54 UTC  

i always say 9 they dont know the difference

2019-04-11 01:13:56 UTC  

they'd think you're tiny

2019-04-11 01:14:21 UTC  

do girls ask that

2019-04-11 01:14:25 UTC  

yes

2019-04-11 01:15:24 UTC  

i go with 7" because it seems realistic

2019-04-11 01:15:36 UTC  

nigga why do you have like a strategy

2019-04-11 01:15:44 UTC  

i just open with "im 9 inches"

2019-04-11 01:15:49 UTC  

so that way its out there

2019-04-11 01:15:51 UTC  

people know

2019-04-11 01:15:52 UTC  

if you're talking to girls and worry about this shit it's not the girls you wanna be talkin to

2019-04-11 01:15:53 UTC  

because you can't be caught up in the moment

2019-04-11 01:16:30 UTC  

well they are almost never girls i meet anyway

2019-04-11 01:16:50 UTC  

i don't even do this anymore

2019-04-11 01:17:18 UTC  

but it used to be my thing since i didn't want the commitment of a gf so i'd just lead girls on and then ghost them l o l

2019-04-11 01:17:40 UTC  

wow im reporting you to the meanie police

2019-04-11 01:17:49 UTC  

only women can sleep with however many men they want

2019-04-11 01:18:02 UTC  

such a shitty thing to do, but you know they're talking to like 10 other guys the same way

2019-04-11 01:18:08 UTC  

excuse me, do I see not respect of women in this channel?

2019-04-11 01:18:22 UTC  

fuck of whore

2019-04-11 01:18:29 UTC  

big bitch

2019-04-11 01:18:34 UTC  

no women here

2019-04-11 01:18:41 UTC  

no girls allowed

2019-04-11 01:18:47 UTC  

this is the mens locker room

2019-04-11 01:18:54 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/565707316221968414/how-to-respect-women-101_o_7171167.png

2019-04-11 01:18:57 UTC  

RESPECT LOOKS GOOD ON A WOMAN IF ITS ENGRAVED ON HER COLLAR

2019-04-11 01:19:37 UTC  

i love pewdiepie for bringing the "respect wamen" meme to life

2019-04-11 01:20:02 UTC  

i wonder where hell be when he's 60

2019-04-11 01:20:07 UTC  

dead

2019-04-11 01:20:18 UTC  

in vr land

2019-04-11 01:20:22 UTC  

lets not lie guys

2019-04-11 01:20:25 UTC  

killed for wrongthink/being a KKK/Nazi etc

2019-04-11 01:20:26 UTC  

pewdiepie is dead now

2019-04-11 01:20:33 UTC  

we're just seeing preemptive recordings

2019-04-11 01:20:49 UTC  

he's toned down his content a lot, it sucks

2019-04-11 01:21:13 UTC  

i mean he's getting shit for christchurch still

2019-04-11 01:21:21 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/565707932981919747/72fb4f546e70c3cdc370c9f96d2e8f3e235129f519caccd8094d2616e1104e45_1.jpg.jpg