PRANK!

do not actually do this

ur dead hahaa prank bro

that's probably one of the worst things you can dose someone with now that i think of it

maybe PCP

although idk much about it

btw not enough people know of Elliot Rodger's final words posted to the internet

and yes, that is real

damn, is it not 4?

5.25" - 5.5" is what i've always heard

this is very unsettling

indeed

when some girl is sending you nudes and shit and asks how big your dick is

you can never say 5.5"

i always say 9 they dont know the difference

they'd think you're tiny

do girls ask that

yes

i go with 7" because it seems realistic

nigga why do you have like a strategy

i just open with "im 9 inches"

so that way its out there

people know

if you're talking to girls and worry about this shit it's not the girls you wanna be talkin to

because you can't be caught up in the moment

well they are almost never girls i meet anyway

i don't even do this anymore

but it used to be my thing since i didn't want the commitment of a gf so i'd just lead girls on and then ghost them l o l

wow im reporting you to the meanie police

only women can sleep with however many men they want

such a shitty thing to do, but you know they're talking to like 10 other guys the same way

excuse me, do I see not respect of women in this channel?

fuck of whore

big bitch

no women here

no girls allowed

this is the mens locker room

RESPECT LOOKS GOOD ON A WOMAN IF ITS ENGRAVED ON HER COLLAR

i love pewdiepie for bringing the "respect wamen" meme to life