Stop insulting my arborio rice

Just because it's short grain. So rude

https://youtu.be/v4NK_gQXpO4

my son is queer folk

that's great! :D

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thats fucking epic as hell

its like a lizard surfing on a wave suspended in air

so frekaing insane

you're gonna carry that weight

THICC

@hungryghost you could be a comedian

gonna hurt ya @hungryghost

i'm feeling fiiine

body been craving sugar, have to fight the urges

been craving blood

https://www.homestuck.com/epilogues

Lmao

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lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HpZq3ul1ld4

Must be good for a comedian to go out making people laugh.

@Dedenga Imagine getting laughed at before you die

Crazy stuff

Laughed at as you die

Yes

On live telly too

In front of the queen

Without a license

Got your death license, m8?

Heh heh heh

Unbelievable

Imagine having a life so devoid of joy that a commercial product makes your weep tears of joy

https://youtu.be/jIculHmyc5k

EPIC DOCTOR WHO