because i dont trust that the toilet/installation is strong enough to hold my body weight and making that much body contact with broken ceramic good luck to the surgeon trying to stitch your insides back together

this is how its done

I can't wait for the big dick toilet to be released

the toilet itself is probably fine

My shit keep splashing in the water when I sit down

Hate it when my dick touches the bottom of the urinal

you could easily have a void/defect in any toilet

which wouldnt ever become a problem unless someone stood on it

or

https://www.queerty.com/acting-attorney-general-helped-market-toilet-well-endowed-men-20181115

also, most installers are retarted and might not shim them correctly

and if the weight isn't distributed evenly will definitely change how the toilet reacts to pressure

maybe its one in ten thousand

but still

imagine falling onto this

yeah ive seen those seems like a better idea

but then ppl who come into your house will think your disabled

"this guy must be a shit retard"

people don't need to come to my house to realize i am disabled

poop blocks

lol

@Forest how do u feel about the bidet pill

true

Are we still talking about fucking shitting

shut up dipy

Do you guys always wash your ass when you have a shower?

dippy dip shit

@Forest yeah i would do the toilet/bidet combo thing

imagine this thing blasting your ass 24/7

how productive you would be

No gore