Retail job so lots of niggas coming and going

I don’t like shitting near strangers

I don't like shitting by myself

Hold my hand while I shit

shitting in jail cured me of my shit phobia

You went to jail

?

@pd caught with the poop sock too many times huh?

certificado

did u get raped

i was in jail not prison and afaik you only get raped if you're gay

Pd got gaped

more or less yeah

Did you have to flush as soon as the shit hit the toilet water so you weren't beaten up for causing a smell?

im bigger and smarter than average so nobody ever really messed with me

one time someone smeared shit everywhere

out of 20-26 ppl in the unit we never figured out who did it

pretty sure it was one of the black kids

because i dont trust that the toilet/installation is strong enough to hold my body weight and making that much body contact with broken ceramic good luck to the surgeon trying to stitch your insides back together

this is how its done

I can't wait for the big dick toilet to be released

the toilet itself is probably fine

My shit keep splashing in the water when I sit down

Hate it when my dick touches the bottom of the urinal

you could easily have a void/defect in any toilet

which wouldnt ever become a problem unless someone stood on it

or

https://www.queerty.com/acting-attorney-general-helped-market-toilet-well-endowed-men-20181115

also, most installers are retarted and might not shim them correctly

and if the weight isn't distributed evenly will definitely change how the toilet reacts to pressure

maybe its one in ten thousand

but still

imagine falling onto this