Message from @yoyoyo

Discord ID: 575511585158856754


2019-05-08 02:26:35 UTC  

boomer life is nice

2019-05-08 02:28:17 UTC  

@pd everyone can see my post history, it literally just started

2019-05-08 02:29:05 UTC  

My tinder bio i forgot about lol

2019-05-08 02:29:12 UTC  

Imagine, you're maxxing out your squat. 445lbs sit upon your posterior chain. You bring the weight down in a controlled manner but as you begin to thrust upwards your legs give out. You've been here before. With all of your intellectual might you summon the image of a stupid art hoe. This image reminds you why you're even here.

A primal rage fills you as you scream, shooting the bar back to the rack. The whole gym is now looking. As you rerack the bar you mutter; "Heh... lightweight baby..."

2019-05-08 02:30:06 UTC  

that shit is long as fuck girls dont wanna read all that

2019-05-08 02:30:49 UTC  

a bunch of mundane bullshit girls dont care about

2019-05-08 02:30:49 UTC  

I got matches so idk

2019-05-08 02:30:51 UTC  

sorry dude

2019-05-08 02:30:56 UTC  

literally just post your height, have your own place, and a job, young 20s will swarm

2019-05-08 02:31:06 UTC  

Dont care. Got matches.

2019-05-08 02:31:11 UTC  

>tinder

2019-05-08 02:31:16 UTC  

Yeah it sucks

2019-05-08 02:31:19 UTC  

yeah okay enjoy ur used up whore

2019-05-08 02:31:23 UTC  

All just retarded whores

2019-05-08 02:31:44 UTC  

is that an actual irl picture on your discord?

2019-05-08 02:32:00 UTC  

i hope not

2019-05-08 02:33:57 UTC  

literally nobody:
africanwarlord: I get tinder pussy

2019-05-08 02:34:09 UTC  

zoom's like this format right

2019-05-08 02:35:24 UTC  

Yup. This is me. Jewish podcast host Adam Friedland.

2019-05-08 02:36:46 UTC  

yo is that adam friedland?

2019-05-08 02:37:34 UTC  

I'm a boomer so I don't have time to know who that is

2019-05-08 02:40:25 UTC  

@yoyoyo if ur a boomer what are these

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/575512303953379361/unknown.png

2019-05-08 02:40:36 UTC  

pogs my brotha

2019-05-08 02:40:53 UTC  

doesnt every zoomer know tho? They all love 90s nostalgia

2019-05-08 02:41:01 UTC  

hmmm

2019-05-08 02:41:09 UTC  

you passed the second test

2019-05-08 02:41:53 UTC  

people love 2000s emo right now too, it's really unexpected as someone who's always loved that shit unironically

2019-05-08 02:42:05 UTC  

that shit was gay

2019-05-08 02:42:07 UTC  

later homo

2019-05-08 02:42:14 UTC  

peace

2019-05-08 02:43:13 UTC  

I don't think I've ever seen anything more inauthentic https://www.altpress.com/news/machine-gun-kelly-hanging-rafters-emo-nite/

2019-05-08 02:43:32 UTC  

I am marrying my first tinder dat tmrw guys. Wish me luck during the wedding.

2019-05-08 02:43:50 UTC  

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2019-05-08 02:48:55 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/575514443115397130/dd3sfo89hsw21.png

2019-05-08 02:51:40 UTC  

@yoyoyo hello young man

2019-05-08 03:00:14 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/575517289919807502/FB_IMG_15563790025030829.jpg

2019-05-08 03:02:58 UTC  
2019-05-08 03:03:01 UTC  

Oh my god

2019-05-08 03:03:41 UTC  

Yes?

2019-05-08 03:08:24 UTC  

The walking dead are real