I literally talked to a girl for two days and she offered for me to come over

Her mom has a Porsche it was pretty cool but thots are everywhere if you re just looking for puss

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/371875015018283009/579641648410132490/Munklers.gif

It’s harder to find someone you can actually connect with on an emotional level

evil monkey sacrifice

No no no

You guys aren’t getting it

You have to ACT like you’re interested when they’re talking about themselves too

Yes

i am happy with the new direction this server is headed

this server is a world of warcraft raiding guild

If you wanna nut in sluts all you gotta do is find the closest college and find out where all the Greek houses are

This server is your number one source for getting back with your ex girlfriend

you spelled minecraft wrong

Or you can be actually interested in what people have to say when you ask them

that works too

women are gay and don't even have good drops

true thats hard

straight drop

women are worst hunter pet not even worth tameing

Sounds gay why would I do that

I just hope

Women have nothing interesting to say dong

straight drooooooooooooooooooop

Women literally only drop teeth and wet juice half the time

interesting to whom and towards what end?

they say plenty of interesting things if you want to know more about women

i don't

My current ex was the only woman I’ve ever met that could make me laugh

what's wrong with small thoughts?

I learned my lesson guys

all women have are small thoughts

^^^^

yeah, and?

I don’t think women have a conscience

the only woman you should be listening and talking to is your wife and since you dont have one you shouldnt be talked to woman

Dong I know everything there is to know about getting pussy, don’t doubt me @Dong

ever

so shut up and make me a hotpocket, mom. i'm fucking running naxx right now!!!!!