talking to girls is stupid i keep asking for more information on the high elven civil war and they keep not knowing anything about it

Or when another girl comes to you wanting to talk about depression then goes “I just have mixed feelings about my hair color lol”

You cannot convince me that men and women are any similar

fact: i have never been given a single questline by a female

Listen guys

I know everything there is to know about getting pussy

All you gotta do

Is just make a girl talk about themselves

All modern “”women”” are good at is wear stretch pants, eat hot chip, be bisexual, and lie

That’s not even hard to do

They are always talking about themselves

getting pussy is fucking dumb the dopamine buff isn't worth all the time and effort

I need her to carry my cobblestone but she wants to fill her inventory with what **she** wants

Pretend like you care if you want pussy

Basically if she doesn't have money I don't even wanna talk to her

Also CSPAN is right pussy is good but not even worth the time you’de have to put in

all i care about is getting ***PHAT LOOT*** and busting ***FAT NUTS***

I literally talked to a girl for two days and she offered for me to come over

Her mom has a Porsche it was pretty cool but thots are everywhere if you re just looking for puss

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/371875015018283009/579641648410132490/Munklers.gif

It’s harder to find someone you can actually connect with on an emotional level

evil monkey sacrifice

No no no

You guys aren’t getting it

You have to ACT like you’re interested when they’re talking about themselves too

Yes

i am happy with the new direction this server is headed

this server is a world of warcraft raiding guild

If you wanna nut in sluts all you gotta do is find the closest college and find out where all the Greek houses are

This server is your number one source for getting back with your ex girlfriend

you spelled minecraft wrong

Or you can be actually interested in what people have to say when you ask them

that works too

women are gay and don't even have good drops

true thats hard

straight drop

women are worst hunter pet not even worth tameing

Sounds gay why would I do that

I just hope

Women have nothing interesting to say dong

straight drooooooooooooooooooop