Bro yes I just experience this

Thank u Dr. Brownpill

Syringe of lube to help the shit slip out

I have a 55 gallon drum in my garage

But it’s for wrestling only

Whenever I get done with it in the kiddie pool I siphon it back in the barrel but if I used it I would probably get staph idk

@Authentic Human Programming fucking stupid cat

I hate that fucking cat

Fucking idiot cat

bro cats are foreign invaders...

Mhm

Mhm

Noted

delete this

Not only are fanatical animal protectors friends of the cat, but so is half of the population! Man's relationship with nature has never been more deranged, reckless and hypocritical than it is with the cat: when it comes to defending the cat, many environmentalists turn cunning and deceitful ... And what about the thousands of mawkish pictures of cats in magazines?

How come you never see pictures that show a cat engaging in what, according to my experience, would be more typical behaviour: like dragging the mother of a green sandpiper brood into the crevice of a cowshed, or dragging a redstart by its wing into the rose bushes of some family home? Or again, sitting on the stairs of a cottage, guarding the red-breasted robin or squirrel it has just killed?

In August, when the fledgeling flocks of little birds move low in bushes and grassy banks, I have seen a female cat carry a little bird to its autumnal kittens every half hour past my ornithologist's workplace - not a particularly encouraging message about my work. Compared to the cat, the sparrowhawk and the hobby are just amateurs. ... The cat problem is growing all the more serious now that animal protection authorities have passed a new insane resolution: they have decreed that putting a cat down by drowning is illegal

Nice x

@dippy

The breeding patterns among domestic cats have long infringed all natural boundaries: each cat now has a lifespan of twenty years, brings forth two broods a year, is fertile under the age of one and knows no natural enemies. Nothing even close this has ever before been observed in nature. ... Currently hoardes of cats are posing a severe threat to the conservation of birds and wildlife. A minimum requirement would be for cats to be registered and kept on a tight leash when outside; were any cat to be found slaughtering a protected animal, its owner should be prosecuted. This however is pure utopia - as is always the case with attempts to protect nature that clash with people's ardent desires. ... It is utterly impossible to accommodate cats in northern lands: the cat simply remains a grievance to be rooted out. Sure, cats are linked to some solid traditions, but so are spitting on the floor and tobacco. In any case, cats must be got rid of."

Implying feet pix are a bad thing

Feline genocide NOW

The natural order of the FELINIS

@Le Meme man she actually did

Oh god

Oh fuck

Get the cum out of your ears and listen:

Bush said on TV we will not negotiate with terrorists

But my son is telling me he’s gay?

What kind of Islam conspiracy is this, give my son the mark of Magdalene and make him get AIDS

I say we blow those goatfuckers up and make Arabia a parking lot

Fuck Obama and Fuck Muslim