Message from @gaycum
Discord ID: 590342909660889088
If you’re bragging about having the willpower to not jerk off
bro
you’re a man amongst the ruins
It's snakeoil my dude
peeps that think that their lives are going to completely change due to not jacking off are dillusional
Day 74 of no fap
As I exited my vehicle to walk into work I caught scent of a female in heat 73.35 meters upwind. Because of the fog I couldn’t see her yet but judging by the scent she was mid twenties, and healthy. My ultra attunated hearing was able to pick up her gait, which put her at about 5’6”. My mind, free of the constraints of porn and indecent imagery, was able to calculate her weight based on the ripple in the testosterone continuum produced by her footsteps as she walked away from me.
Being that I was 10 minutes early for work, I made chase and followed her through the fog still without visual contact. I was like a pilot navigating the white abyss by instrument alone. I was trailing her about 130m behind when I sensed her phone vibrate in her purse through the pavement. Holding my ear to the ground I was able to faintly pick up on the conversation she was having with beta BF. Based on the annoyed tone in her voice I knew now was the time to strike.
I readied my legs and concentrated all of my Testo-chakras into my Vastus Medialus muscles as I assumed a sprinters starting stance. I exploded forward in a cataclysm of sex hormone fueled rage. Exactly 2.54 nanoseconds later I began to phase through time and space as I meshed with the testosterone continuum. As I phased through the helpless female target I nutted directly into both of her Fallopian tubes, destroying her previously unbroken hymen and causing her to orgasm INSTANTLY. As I began to slow down 33.6 light years later, I realized that while she would have wanted to thank me for giving her the gift of my superior seed that she was already dead and gone having raised my CHAD progeny to repopulate the earth.
As I float into the the celestial abyss of the greater Crab Nebula I am not filled with regret for having left my world, but rather happiness for having left it a better place.
feds own 8chan?
No fap is gay because people think it’ll make them stronger with god
You should only do no fap so you have a normal sex life
Not because you wanna be “pure”
The only thing nofap does is unpsy-ops yourself
if you’re masturbating without porn though it’s not a problem
you masturbate less if you don’t use porn anyways
what makes masturbation dangerous is porn
i ultra-masturbate to ultraporn
Not the act itself but the physchological damage caused by viewing porn
I think the us government is good
😂
The government bad man
Reee
4-dimensional hyperporn
6D porn
9D audio
Ha ha sex number
yummy yummy mr cheezy
eat it all would be so easy
sliding down my gullet neatly
full of melty meat and sweetlies
pleazy pleazy spread the doctrine of cheezy
Bro
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa welcome back
yo broooo
how you been @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Not a bad looking car
But it’s not a 1994 Miata either