sounds fucked up man

stick these on your friends cars wheels as a funny prank

I went to the casino today for my brapday

name

I swiped my member card and got 5 free bucks.

I walked out with $6

Big money

https://dlive.tv/ButtJudge

beta is straight up talking in spanish dude

this is wild

https://dlive.tv/nickjfuentes

@ay caramba gallium?

@CSPAN can i borrow your car

im just going to the store and back i promise

just lead

Cringe democratic debate

The fact that they're speaking spanish makes me wish someone would bring a bomb in

what do you think of cum? what do you think of fucking cum, op? how does cum make you feel? the thought of cum? the feeling of cum stringing along your fingertips? the taste of cum dribbling down your throat? what the fuck do you think of cum?

I've been raising a black son

jesus christ lmfao

Imagine

the other day i remembered that these things existed and wondered if they would be considered a sex toy in this day and age

peter griffin nose and mouth

toe

She looks worse

I like em thicker

My fucking car insurance went up again

Are you fucking serious

Ever since I’ve had this insurance they’ve done nothing but raise my insurance every renewal cycle even though I don’t have tickets on my record anymore

but we have to subsidize the illegals driving

No fuck that I’m fuckin sick of this shit

Why should I pay more because of how many fucking immigrants live here

oh yeah?

@dippy Your state pays 23 billion dollars on illegal immigrants a year