Message from @bonk
Discord ID: 597623346099650560
Based n chadpilled
huhuh hey guys put me in the screenshot pleas
screenshot demoralization threads
Hey federal agents, please put me in the screencaps you’re submitting to the US government
can someone link me to the thread?
That’s pretty funny
HEY SAMMY! I JUST CHOPPED MY DICK OFF AND SHOVED IT UP MY OWN ASS AFTER DRESSING LIKE A DYKE!!! WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT SCAMMY????????
I have proof that Sam Hyde fucked my 🅱️USSy because there’s still cum left inside of it.
We're in real nutter hours rn
Any takers wanna check the DNA, you just have to retrieve it yourself
Sam Hyde fucked my bitch.
sma hdey bad
Samuel Hayden is lame
I am his bitch
where are all these people coming out of the wood works from
theres a new book coming out isnt there?
i’ll probably pick that up after i’m done dilating and bashing sam for the 70th time in the hour
man half my media is all pirated anyway
except all 147 games I own on steam
wow what a wacky thread
shame I didn't get screencapped
my 15 minuites of fame, gone
i have almost 2000 torrents seeding between the 4 or so private trackers im on
piracy gang
Kinda wanna fuck my co worker
go for it bro
hot or not?
fuck my coworker in ass
I dont know the ins and outs of piracy
She’s like average looking but she’s got a rocking bod
I know some privated trackers kick you out if you dont seed
I saw Sam Hyde at a movie theater in Portchester NY in 2013. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk into the theater with like fifteen Caramel Turtles in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the treats and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. I think I heard him raping the girl on the pinball table they had in the arcade but I'm not so sure who was raping who by the sounds that were being exchanged.
guess its time for the fizzzy
Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fuckin’ nuts are gonna start quakin’ buddy, your little nuts are gonna be quakin’. Yeah YEAAAH. YEAAAAHHH. You’re gonna shoot CUM. YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT CUM. You’re gonna shoot HOT CUM. EVERYWHERE. And that’s- that’s a promise. That’s a promise, folks. That’s a fuckin’ promise right there. You’re gonna shoot hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to god that you will bust a nut the first time you play. That’s my money-back guarantee, if you don’t bust a nut the first time you play, message me. I’m gonna give you your money back, and I’m gonna personally apologize to you. M’kay?