Message from @bonk

Discord ID: 597623346099650560


2019-07-08 02:58:11 UTC  

Based n chadpilled

2019-07-08 02:58:21 UTC  

huhuh hey guys put me in the screenshot pleas

2019-07-08 02:58:26 UTC  

screenshot demoralization threads

2019-07-08 02:58:44 UTC  

Hey federal agents, please put me in the screencaps you’re submitting to the US government

2019-07-08 02:58:49 UTC  

can someone link me to the thread?

2019-07-08 02:58:51 UTC  

That’s pretty funny

2019-07-08 02:59:16 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597622705952653312/93051d4e1f65312ef8f7344c9d81acb30ac9dc507ddadc07e305cf3c827b9e8c.jpg

2019-07-08 02:59:38 UTC  

HEY SAMMY! I JUST CHOPPED MY DICK OFF AND SHOVED IT UP MY OWN ASS AFTER DRESSING LIKE A DYKE!!! WHADDYA THINK ABOUT THAT SCAMMY????????

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597622796629311489/XSq3sA0g.png

2019-07-08 02:59:54 UTC  

I have proof that Sam Hyde fucked my 🅱️USSy because there’s still cum left inside of it.

2019-07-08 03:00:06 UTC  

We're in real nutter hours rn

2019-07-08 03:00:10 UTC  

Any takers wanna check the DNA, you just have to retrieve it yourself

2019-07-08 03:00:11 UTC  

Sam Hyde fucked my bitch.

2019-07-08 03:00:31 UTC  

sma hdey bad

2019-07-08 03:00:48 UTC  

Samuel Hayden is lame

2019-07-08 03:00:51 UTC  

I am his bitch

2019-07-08 03:00:53 UTC  

where are all these people coming out of the wood works from

2019-07-08 03:00:54 UTC  

Sam *rice grain testicles " hyde

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597623118042890254/1532476187938m.jpg

2019-07-08 03:01:23 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/371875015018283009/597623240218640411/XwFVG.png

2019-07-08 03:01:49 UTC  

I still want a physical copy of that book

2019-07-08 03:02:07 UTC  

theres a new book coming out isnt there?

2019-07-08 03:02:27 UTC  

i’ll probably pick that up after i’m done dilating and bashing sam for the 70th time in the hour

2019-07-08 03:04:14 UTC  

man half my media is all pirated anyway

2019-07-08 03:04:33 UTC  

except all 147 games I own on steam

2019-07-08 03:04:36 UTC  

wow what a wacky thread

2019-07-08 03:04:43 UTC  

shame I didn't get screencapped

2019-07-08 03:04:58 UTC  

my 15 minuites of fame, gone

2019-07-08 03:05:04 UTC  

i have almost 2000 torrents seeding between the 4 or so private trackers im on

2019-07-08 03:05:15 UTC  

piracy gang

2019-07-08 03:05:26 UTC  

Kinda wanna fuck my co worker

2019-07-08 03:05:40 UTC  

go for it bro

2019-07-08 03:05:42 UTC  

hot or not?

2019-07-08 03:05:52 UTC  

fuck my coworker in ass

2019-07-08 03:06:00 UTC  

I dont know the ins and outs of piracy

2019-07-08 03:06:07 UTC  

She’s like average looking but she’s got a rocking bod

2019-07-08 03:06:12 UTC  

I know some privated trackers kick you out if you dont seed

2019-07-08 03:06:15 UTC  

I saw Sam Hyde at a movie theater in Portchester NY in 2013. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk into the theater with like fifteen Caramel Turtles in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the treats and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. I think I heard him raping the girl on the pinball table they had in the arcade but I'm not so sure who was raping who by the sounds that were being exchanged.

2019-07-08 03:06:20 UTC  

guess its time for the fizzzy

2019-07-08 03:06:42 UTC  

Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fuckin’ nuts are gonna start quakin’ buddy, your little nuts are gonna be quakin’. Yeah YEAAAH. YEAAAAHHH. You’re gonna shoot CUM. YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT CUM. You’re gonna shoot HOT CUM. EVERYWHERE. And that’s- that’s a promise. That’s a promise, folks. That’s a fuckin’ promise right there. You’re gonna shoot hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to god that you will bust a nut the first time you play. That’s my money-back guarantee, if you don’t bust a nut the first time you play, message me. I’m gonna give you your money back, and I’m gonna personally apologize to you. M’kay?