Trust me, when you fire this game up, your little fuckin’ nuts are gonna start quakin’ buddy, your little nuts are gonna be quakin’. Yeah YEAAAH. YEAAAAHHH. You’re gonna shoot CUM. YOU’RE GONNA SHOOT CUM. You’re gonna shoot HOT CUM. EVERYWHERE. And that’s- that’s a promise. That’s a promise, folks. That’s a fuckin’ promise right there. You’re gonna shoot hot jizz all over your computer, all over your mechanical keyboard and your Razer mouse. I swear to god that you will bust a nut the first time you play. That’s my money-back guarantee, if you don’t bust a nut the first time you play, message me. I’m gonna give you your money back, and I’m gonna personally apologize to you. M’kay?
