one day you are gonna wake up and see that demons have opened a hell portal in china

and are tearing through the countryside

just one morning

https://youtu.be/dNiBF948chk

hope you got your double 1887s ready

keep us updated

the oblivion gates ain't opening yet

Then I’ll just be like

Developers confirmed that the doom guy was a celibate catholic btw

epic

Based

I’m dead

Same

Lol poo poo niggy

Goofy mf

@CSPAN Kanji says “rest”

This kanji says “sleep”

lmao on this word "crap" lol

“Shit”

“Piss”

There is a piss mechanic though

@ay caramba

bruh

KOJIMAs new breath taking game “hiking in the wilderness simulator”

Simulate actual piss and shitting

Sit down to rest and question life

Get attacked by black people

Maybe cum

Kanji here says “stand up”

Honestly if this game is literally just a realistic hiking simulator that takes you across grueling lengths I wouldn’t even be mad

You can just do this irl

I could be doing this

but can you piss irl?

We could be doing this

@!✞Vincent ◖◖⬤ / λ nah I haven’t installed the dlc

damn

Sad world we live in

But the whole point of the game is that literally 90% of the world is reclaimed by nature

So its cool to simulate an unknown type of world

Oh epic