this is dinner in trumps america

lmfao

the framing

POV dinner for MEN ONLY

coke zero sugar where’s my fucking coke all sugar

zero sugar is for fat people and soyboys i only drink 100% sugar

i only drink Mercury

le science joke

if you understood that joke you have passed the first round of my CICADA 3301 alternate reality game

please await correspondence

ugh your such a buzzkill

bro i need sodium chloride in my fries

upvote if you understood what sodium chloride is

i understood your msg

(upvote if you get it)

i fucking love science

dude, why are you so salty?

nice salt bro

salty much?

stop being so salty

easy on the salt buddy

woah there mr saltman

TIME TO FUCK

PILLAGE

easy on the 9/11 buddy

were going plane hyjacinth

how do spell hicjakinth? hijaktjijg?

fuck

i wish i wasnt black

EAT THE BANKERS

your honor just because you found my cum in her vagina does not mean i raped the 3 year old

@steamboating

your honor the 3 year old does not have a fully developed brain and so cannot provide credible testimony

"Your Retardness I didn't rape her"

your honor just because there was a video of the 3 year old getting brutally abused and sodomized in my safe in a disc titled “ME RAPING A 3 YEAR OLD AND PISSING ON HER” doesn’t mean i did it, that man isn’t me

your honor she raped me for godsakes

honor please, that island where she was at the time she was raped was not mine