You make a killer argument, friend.

FUCKING HATE MODERN SOCIETY AHHHHHH IM BARGAINING WITH GOD TO SETTLE FOR A CUTE TRANNY WITH HAIRY BALLS

vros i want a girlfriend with a dick.........

I want a lesbian GF who insists we're just friends and doesnt even slightly want to make any kind of contact with me

vros gf with a dick aint gay....................

Its like having the purest wife possible

She will NEVER fuck another man

my girlfriend doesnt like to hang out with me

Plus we can check out cuties together

i love her a lot

thx bud

That's me with my current gf

vro no.........

this spider gif never works on me because i’m a phoneposting subhuman

god i wish that were me

dat spider scared me

Ill tell you that much

when I get scared my frontal lobe feels like it scrunches, and thats what happened

you when you see spider

vros.... spider man?

Im a pussy so yes 😃

when i see spider? POW! right in the kisser!

when i see woman?

I give them my savings

i've been trying to get spiders to crawl all over my bare feet lately but they just keep evading my toes

guess im just too alpha for them

yes belle delphine please take my monny....

britfags be like i dont brush teeth kingseeker frampt lookin ass miggas

niggas*

am I right my fellow Americans? uk is simply goyim. i love Israel

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I think fat bottom girls is my favourite queen song

Dont get me wrong, it's by no means their best song

I just love this image i get in my head of the dude writing the song like "see dude? Im totally not gay bro"

"I like wimminz"

Forest Gump's gf got aids from sleeping with the black panthers

Forest gump isnt real

queen are fucking ass dude

hate that band so much