or a prison inmate

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brought my brother to the gym

he bitched out after 2 tricep exercises

and he was my ride

took my brother to area 51
dude snorted 6 lines of preworkout and drove a lawn mower into a guard tower

Anyone want to chip in with me and buy this uranium centrifuge?

https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Uranium-Centrifugal-Concentrator-Separation-Machine-placer_62104594090.html?spm=a2700.7724838.2017115.12.40c532827Y6Nbk

🤔

how about we buy 5 high spec pc's and play dota 2 for like 5 years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHMa1csyaj4

what the fuck

asmr truly off da goop

I also need someone with robust logistics and an iranian military security clearance on my team

I wonder if they have any Spanish inquisition ASMR

why would you need either for pc gaming friend?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTOTnWJe6LE

did do the white people were the first immigrants thing

i'm not watching that

yes did

good ol 'busted tits' kamala

busted

ass

bitch

social marxism

i'm Cherokee bitch

ew

meanwhile thunderthighs tulsi is gonna take 100% of the male vote

im the foreskin fairy. if u leave ur severed foreskin under your pillow i’ll visit you in the night and leave a crisp pair of gucci slides for you. skins gotta be fresh though

wh*teoids btfo

"I think it's unamerican"

lol

yeah, we were really accepting of the dagos when they got to ellis island

i remember in kindergarten I couldnt spell shit

but I knew how to spell USA

so I would always say usa

I was a real patriot

im rubbing my penis over everyone's profile picature

My teacher pulled me aside and asked me why I always write about the USA, and if my dad was in the army

aaaaallll over........

my penis is misshapen and dreary