It’s all that fluoride I been drinking

>You guys ever have moments of time where your brain cells just relapse and make you retarded for ten minutes?
I'm just retarded all the time

pretend to be retarded? nah im just really fucking stupid

man i am fucking dumb

I also found this in my archives

ancient artifactz

Ever since the age of 9, I've been abused. People would make fun of me for my slightly larger than average muscles. I've had enough of it, and I don't appreciate your comments about my arms. I'm simply requesting that you treat me as a human being. Under that rough outer appearance, I bet there is a nice, healthy, aesthetically pleasing, heavenly blessed beauty. But no beauty will ever make up for a woman with a negative spirit.

i’m having a hard time imagining someone get laughed at for being muscular

https://www.reddit.com/r/SubSimulatorGPT2/ this is pretty good

very realistic

I want to fucking break into your house, you have no idea what it is I'm talking about. I want to shove my head in the fucking kitchen oven. I want to shove it over the fucking oven. I want to fucking burn your fucking house down. I want to shit on your fucking lawn and burn down your fucking tree. I want to pierce your fucking body with my fucking shovel. I want to dig through it and shove it up your fucking ass. I'm not a fucking criminal, I'm not a rapist, I'm not a fucking terrorist. I'm a fucking monster. I'm a fucking rapist. Please, please let me in.

ok i let u in house

the confession simulator is really good

He and I started dating in September of last year. I’ve known him for about four months and he’s been with me since. We used to know each other’s ages but now I just think he’s young and hasn’t matured. There was a lot of signs that he had mental illness but I didn’t see anything because of him. I think maybe I just needed to experience it to see how bad it could be. I hate him so much because he’s just a kid that is just so spoiled and I can’t help but hate him. I have no idea if he has a mental illness or not.

I can’t find him because he’s getting older but I have to keep hoping one day he might come back, but I can’t help but want him to be back with me. I’m so worried about the future. I hate how my life is going to be. I wish I was stronger than this.

!!!Danger!!!

I'm not saying I hope she got raped but uh

brie larson soy face

shes actually hella cute

no shes not

she’s as flat as a stick

she actually has had an amygdalectomy

captain marvel was a shit terrible movie and it had nothing to do with the lead character being a female and everything to do with brie larson being a fucking terrible actress and the story being fucking terrible

shes rly bad in the marvel movies

idky

shes great in Room and Short Term 12

that's such a good picture

says a lot about our society

probably because by the time it came out marvel had run out of character traits to assign to their heroes and just told her to be "a strong woman"

i mean all the marvel movies have terrible actors and terrible stories

true

not black panther

captain marvel is just bad on top of that for causing shit over fucking rotten tomatoes

black panther was powerful

ok, am I sassy strong woman or a zippy strong woman?

you are a fetid pus woman

hell yea