I’ve always hated everyone that I work with. Tomorrow morning I’m going to get off work 35 minutes before everyone else leaves. I will park in the center of the parking lot. One by one as my coworkers arrive, I will shoot them in the back of the head and leave their bodies hanging halfway out of their cars. I strongly believe I will be able to kill 15 or 40 of my coworkers, where I will then speed away and have a good last meal.
