WTF

bzzzzzt

i'm not gonna argue with you but hating death stranding cuz of a few lines of text about orange man bad is full retard

i actually didn't know that

idc if low IQ retards don't like the game i just hope it sells enough copies that other devs pay attention to it

be nice cspan

why do you think it's a bad game alec

i think that it is a pretentious AAA title

overhyped and branded monster energy drink

with social programming narratives

eastereggs

better to try and be different and end up pretentious than deliberately aiming for safe and bland mass appeal

the only thing you said that has any grounds is its pretentiousness

i watched two chapters on release day, yes i know i haven't played it

the rest of that shit you just said is word salad

but i devoted like 2 hrs of watching

Why are people upset over the fucking monsters lmao

They literally are just there

It’s actually kinda funny

because you'd have to be low iq not to be

no it's not epic and quirky, dilly

it's retard level branding up your asshole

anyone that's going to buy monster energy cuz of a videogame deserves to get diabetes

*WHEN I SEE A BRAND I JUST GO RED IN THE EYES AND START FOAMING AT THE MOUTH*

i just know i'm being played like a faggotretard

paying 60 and then watch commercial and be programmed

Why are you Suddenly gonna start guzzling down monsters because you saw the cans

with political eastereggs and monster energy drink

wdym programmed

i have not played the game in its entirety

You see brands every day you stupid nigger

you're parroting shit the nops4's on /v/ said

you want to know the programming? "it's good when people make connections with each other"

Do you see a monster energy can in real life and slap it out of someone’s hand and go *GET THAT OBVIOUS ADVERTISEMENT OUT OF MY FACE*

damn that's subversive shit i know

but a game about keeping america together and these 'orange man bad' kernels of shit, there are bound to be other elements of programming

it is safe to assume

nah you're retarded on this one sorry alec

don't buy the game tho

well, yeah ofc i wont