Commit CRIMES

I guess if that's your thing

What a weird world

only in self defence

current gf fell into my lap the minute I was like "okay I'm really enjoying being alone now"

uh oh

Uh oh

it's fine she's fine

Hmmm

everything is great and normal

I just get into the habit of actually going on dates and stuff with women but then I find myself being like: “man I’d much rather be at home playing games with the boys Pd and cuscow”

give it 10 more years

Women are just boring

but you can train them to make foods

But women don’t want that now

They just want to lie eat hot chip and twerk

yeah shitty ones

not all of them

my gf does 3 things drink starbucks bitch about her shitty job and love me

perfection

the first one is cheap the second one is free and the third one is tolerable

though she needs some new stories

amanda is getting more hours than me is not drawing the crowd it used to

burn the building down

pay a homeless to shit on the floor

shake things up a little

pay someone to rob the place

rob the place yourself

lmao

get a job there and become the manager

i told her they need a man in there

to run things

the problem is its all female managers

and mostly female employees

no business can run on women alone

its true

brothels maybe

in this particular case its a pedophile jew at the top

it always is

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Les_Wexner

i fucking knew it