And then after we vced a little bit she was like “sure”

I'll never get a gf oh well

@ay caramba

oh lawd

you've practically had sex with her already sheesh

Just treat e girls like shit bro it works

i'm so glad my girlfriend doesnt know what a computer is

ive hung out with her like 8 times but I didn't ever try to fuck her even as a joke

You should’ve it would’ve been super easy

most e girls are shy irl

like she's alright but she banged Sam like five minutes after they met

thats why they are e

That’s when you FORCE them to suck your cock

Commit CRIMES

I guess if that's your thing

What a weird world

only in self defence

current gf fell into my lap the minute I was like "okay I'm really enjoying being alone now"

uh oh

Uh oh

it's fine she's fine

Hmmm

everything is great and normal

I just get into the habit of actually going on dates and stuff with women but then I find myself being like: “man I’d much rather be at home playing games with the boys Pd and cuscow”

give it 10 more years

Women are just boring

but you can train them to make foods

But women don’t want that now

They just want to lie eat hot chip and twerk

yeah shitty ones

not all of them

my gf does 3 things drink starbucks bitch about her shitty job and love me

perfection

the first one is cheap the second one is free and the third one is tolerable

though she needs some new stories

amanda is getting more hours than me is not drawing the crowd it used to

burn the building down

pay a homeless to shit on the floor

shake things up a little

pay someone to rob the place

rob the place yourself