if you READ the bible you'd know Jesus never turned poop into wine

jeez

😳

@Deleted User howie Mandel from the howie mandel show?

how are deez nutts tasting in your mouth

I love that show

thoust testicles

fuck

May every Iranian with the blessing of Allah take a hundred christian and a hundred jewish skulls with himself up into heaven

okayyy bro

Cringe

ok American scum 😐

did you know jesus made a bird out of clay

then

he clapped

and it flew away

wasn't that David Copperfield?

@Authentic Human Programming I think Mohammad did that actually

make sure to get the facts straight or ill straighten then out for you

oh shit im muslim now

ight we based

oh yeah

change your name to this

البرمجة البشرية الأصيلة

there we go

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infancy_Gospel_of_Thomas

https://youtu.be/JYaWnNnYnpw dilation done quick is on again this year

hoping for more cringe

Nah we’re all ruled by the void and I’m doing metaphysical alchemy in my head right now

clay birds coming to life is attributed to jesus

muh nama jeff

Then I’m gonna pray to zip zip and glorebeam

no im pretty sure Mohammad did that bud

The astrophysical aliens who gave me super powers

dont make me show you the truth

show me binch

shut yo cracka ass up

jesus died for your sins

oh ight