need wireless charging gear that i can spike

just make my whole apartment a wireless charging pad

please

*yeah but it quick doe*

there are wifi enabled hot water heaters now

"ye it be hot doe"

Why would you throw your phone or other Bluetooth devices which are easily breakable across the room

if jesus can make clay birds fly i should be able to charge my phone to 100% with the snap of my fingers

wait your phone breaks? tf?

idk man i just want a bowl

mats are gay

introducing the new apple Bowl

250$

wait no

350$

Also my roommates fucktard cat cant knock my shit out of a bowl

Turn my entire floor into a wireless charger and give me 5G brain cancer for life

5G life support

wifi enabled IV bag

zombie steve jobs gives kinote speech introducing apple Bowl technology

GET THE PLATE YOU NIGGER

Install wireless battery in my ass

wait..you gotta plug in the wireless plate?

aight but where my wireless pad for my wireless pad

wireless ass battery

hold phone and it charges automatically

no cords in this household

Internet thru the hot water line in my house

plate what am i supposed to eat my phone? get that shit outta here

didnt they say tesla invented wireless power in like the 30's

Tesla invented mario

electric cars in the 1900s

generating electricity with turbine in your colon

you can do internet over the ground wire in your house

Tesla? Like the car???

Internet over snail mail when

tesla? you mean the ceo tesla musk?

They had electric cars in the 30s???

Elon "Tesla" Musk

I want internet over floppy disk