Turn my entire floor into a wireless charger and give me 5G brain cancer for life

5G life support

wifi enabled IV bag

zombie steve jobs gives kinote speech introducing apple Bowl technology

GET THE PLATE YOU NIGGER

Install wireless battery in my ass

wait..you gotta plug in the wireless plate?

aight but where my wireless pad for my wireless pad

wireless ass battery

hold phone and it charges automatically

no cords in this household

Internet thru the hot water line in my house

plate what am i supposed to eat my phone? get that shit outta here

didnt they say tesla invented wireless power in like the 30's

Tesla invented mario

electric cars in the 1900s

generating electricity with turbine in your colon

you can do internet over the ground wire in your house

Tesla? Like the car???

Internet over snail mail when

tesla? you mean the ceo tesla musk?

They had electric cars in the 30s???

Elon "Tesla" Musk

I want internet over floppy disk

internet over virtual reality

You can already do that

when can i buy the Elon Musk brain implant

Literally press the home button on your vive controllers

https://www.amazon.com/NETGEAR-Powerline-Adapter-Ethernet-Passthrough/dp/B0778Y6K6N/ref=sr_1_4?keywords=Ethernet+Over+Power&qid=1578266281&sr=8-4

the year is 2048: you now have to own the oculus quest 4 facebook edition to access the internet

You can access your desktop from the vive

i sold my vive

Just press the menu button and a screen appears

Gmail now available only through Facebook Horizon

Also you can do this

https://youtu.be/nnVf214bZnk

weren't those augmented reality glasses supposed to be the new thing

that gave you like a HUD in real life

windows hololens is only for corporate use

hololens is the only one i can think of