Chancellor Ocato did the assassination of Uriel Septim

It’s in the elder scrolls people look it up

We can't skoom here, too public

Zurin Arctus took the magicka Jagar Tharn took the magicka Almalexia took the magicka and if you try to take our magicka the battle of Red Mountain will commence again

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer. Thats good. You'll need a clear conscience for what I'm about to propose

fuck man i wanna replay Oblivion

Fact: the Morag Tong is 20 times cooler than the dark brotherhood

agreed

the hood is cooler

the Jeepers Creepers color on the Morag Tong armor is kinda cringe doe

The what

Idk it looks like human skin

the stiches and shit

Are you talking about eso or something

nah

oblivion my man

Oh I see

They didn’t have a uniform armor set in morrowind

oooooh

I admittedly never played Morrowind

You can join them in morrowind it’s sick

Legally executed writs of murder

I dont think theres even a story associated with the armor in Oblivion, I think you find it in a chest or something as an easter egg

or something like that

Being like 14 and joining them for the first time was awesome

You kill a guy and the guards run up and you present the writ and they are just like “oh right on” and just fuck off

when I was 14 it was 2009 😦

thats sick though

huehue

what fannys

damn....

😔

Find girls with traditional lifestyle compatible interests

Find a girl that can teach you how to ride a horse

my bosses wife got mad when i called my girlfriend my old lady and got madder when she found out she does my laundry

"i dont do the laundry because i dont get anything in return if i do"

maybe thats why your husband wont fuck you