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I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.
The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.
Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.
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i ate a can of beans today
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/v/ is full of kikes anyway
hey guys im coughing a lil but i havent spoken to any chinks in my life, what are my odds
i walked past 50 chinks today
@fbi friendly username 45% chance of death
I have it
I am going to cough on govt officials
3 cases in the us
we're already almost halfway to the highest number sars reached in our blessed country
also like 30 'being investigated' lol
if u think us healthcare is something to laugh at u should see china
oh yeah
theyre overworking because the government is probably threatening them
and the government is fucking shitting their pants because for some reason coercion doesnt work too well in an outbreak situation
china is an ant colony
full of ants who blame the spooks
for their cough
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hey uhhhh
problem
emergency
my friend digested his black girlfriend
he didn't remove her for 30 minutes every day
he tried to save her by induced vomiting but all that came out was a fine dark paste
it extruded onto the floor and coiled up like a stereotypical image of poop
what the fuck am i reading
what do you mean he digested her
it's horrifying dude
health officials fear coronavirus can now be spread via email