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2020-01-26 05:35:28 UTC  

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the Flame Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, it just means I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach. I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with—especially non-humans! I’d rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human’s natural habitat. The Planes of Oblivion is the Flame Atronach’s natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know that I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Markynaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

2020-01-26 07:32:57 UTC  

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2020-01-26 07:34:55 UTC  

^ based

2020-01-26 08:00:42 UTC  

im so hungy

2020-01-26 08:00:54 UTC  

i ate a can of beans today

2020-01-26 08:26:52 UTC  

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2020-01-26 08:27:07 UTC  

???

2020-01-26 08:27:50 UTC  

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2020-01-26 09:23:05 UTC  

Based

2020-01-26 09:23:13 UTC  

/v/ is full of kikes anyway

2020-01-26 09:50:35 UTC  

hey guys im coughing a lil but i havent spoken to any chinks in my life, what are my odds

2020-01-26 09:54:40 UTC  

i walked past 50 chinks today

2020-01-26 10:17:25 UTC  

@fbi friendly username 45% chance of death

2020-01-26 10:17:27 UTC  

I have it

2020-01-26 10:17:35 UTC  

I am going to cough on govt officials

2020-01-26 10:25:02 UTC  

3 cases in the us

2020-01-26 10:25:33 UTC  

we're already almost halfway to the highest number sars reached in our blessed country

2020-01-26 10:25:45 UTC  

also like 30 'being investigated' lol

2020-01-26 10:25:51 UTC  

if u think us healthcare is something to laugh at u should see china

2020-01-26 10:26:07 UTC  

oh yeah

2020-01-26 10:26:15 UTC  

their doctors are dropping dead, literally

2020-01-26 10:26:33 UTC  

theyre overworking because the government is probably threatening them

2020-01-26 10:27:09 UTC  

and the government is fucking shitting their pants because for some reason coercion doesnt work too well in an outbreak situation

2020-01-26 10:27:28 UTC  

china is an ant colony

2020-01-26 10:27:40 UTC  

full of ants who blame the spooks

2020-01-26 10:27:45 UTC  

for their cough

2020-01-26 10:27:56 UTC  

👻

2020-01-26 11:16:01 UTC  

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2020-01-26 13:30:11 UTC  

hey uhhhh

2020-01-26 13:30:13 UTC  

problem

2020-01-26 13:30:15 UTC  

emergency

2020-01-26 13:30:27 UTC  

my friend digested his black girlfriend

2020-01-26 13:30:34 UTC  

he didn't remove her for 30 minutes every day

2020-01-26 13:31:40 UTC  

he tried to save her by induced vomiting but all that came out was a fine dark paste

2020-01-26 13:31:55 UTC  

it extruded onto the floor and coiled up like a stereotypical image of poop

2020-01-26 13:32:25 UTC  

what the fuck am i reading

2020-01-26 13:32:29 UTC  

what do you mean he digested her

2020-01-26 13:33:17 UTC  

it's horrifying dude

2020-01-26 13:53:32 UTC  

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2020-01-26 13:56:12 UTC  

health officials fear coronavirus can now be spread via email

2020-01-26 14:07:18 UTC  

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