i want a woman that........appreciates art.............like i do........

maybe she drinks starbucks, so what? its possibly she wears dark lipstick, what are you suggesting?

do you also want a woman with a penis

He looks like the kind of person that unironically listens to limp bizkit

are you suggesting shes an art *noun*? no, she is an art woman

she likes art, she reads philosophy

shes college educated

shes smart shes funny

she watches tarantino...just like me

https://twitter.com/kozefiaak/status/1228738435310968833 bruh moment

i fucking hate this server

that baby doesn't have a neck

and looks MEGA uncomfortable

i mean

it was a bruh moment tbf

https://twitter.com/PoisonOutPoint/status/1228727485375877121?s=19

apparently wide eyes is fas

that poor fuckin pepe bro

@pd what’s wrong big guy

https://www.vice.com/en_ca/article/nnqp4z/a-whale-blasted-an-ungodly-amount-of-ass-ham-all-over-some-divers

@Gob lets start a business

Can we agree the author of this Vice article was furiously masturbating when he wrote this?

Dude imagine being shit on by a whale LOL... would be pretty gross....unless.....???

haha so gross...ha..

Some guy jerking off whilst typing away in a Vice office sitting on a dildo

whale dildo

dildo dildo

"Ass ham" is probably some feces fetishist dog whistle

let's be real

who else loves sex with women 🖐🏿

HELL YEAH BROTHER, DO IT FOR DALE! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1228810073171951621

day

to

naaaaaaaaaa

@ChromeYe what are we selling

do NOT say something gross like piss or your smeegma

when i was 3 i flushed my little sister down the toilet

rip

i can save her

thats my daughter!