i'd like to make friends too but i kinda suck at it lol

my archives have suffered from bitrot, if my memory serves me:
the three ways to make friends are
1) common interest
2) shared experience
3) great effort

redditors will say "just talk to blah blah blah". no, that does not forge friendships.

you can't forge a friendship during regular class hours

I digress. anyway 13am, wash your penis and clean your room, if you want better advice share a little more

gobdad

one should, every so often, forgo sleep for a night

preferably with other people but the benefits are apparent all the same

I eat the caffeine chocolates

I drink the monster and the cola

I down the coffee cereal

yet sleep still seeks to claim me. what more must I do ?

hmmm perhaps I will take a low volume human, feed them lots of caffeine, set them out into the cold

the jitters should keep them warm

there no more Content in the Feed,, I checked them all......might just errantly browse porn

https://twitter.com/poaststructural/status/1228858245936242688

I masterbated oh... I dont know... about 5 times today... jealous?

@Chionophile with or without cocknball torture?

Reddit is so genuinely, fully, filthy stinky garbage

it's a dumpster fire but the fire isn't cool and is also stinky greasy trash

allowing midwits to know about logic and it's consequences has been a disaster for the internet

it is 95 IQ booming 95 IQ in decreasing quality of arguments, forever. I must write about this

imagine thinking that those messages go straight to trump and not some paper pusher not even affiliated to trump

@!✞Vincent ◖◖⬤ / λ it's 95 IQ circlejerk

redditors make you never want to debate people and instead call them the f word

it's caved head wojaks making fun at differently caved wojaks

https://v.redd.it/ptlx1llg43h41

alternatively, as I have just discovered, they might all be poos

poos are the most gratingly unfunny people

man 2006 was the year of the Chinese i guess

they accelerated fast

they stick to their own internet

the overlap between poonet and usanet is larger than chinanet and usanet

I believe it's because Indians desire to learn English as a way out of poverty whereas Chinese have no interest or need

"give my compliments to the chef"