Like the horse dying of exhaustion.

depends if he means the horse's max possible speed sustained indefinitely, or the max achievable speed accounting for rests and shit

which is 40 miles a day iirc

@EnderOctanus attack rolls are the only d20 rolls that have critical

if you roll a nat 20 on a skill check and you don't beat the dc after modifiers, you don't succeed

I mean I was making a joke. But if you want me to weaponize my autism...

You know what is Autism? The new V5 for VtM.

Wth is whitewolf doing, short of destroying a franchise.

what

is that the vtm 5e

whats wrong with it

Yea it is. They are nuking a lot of of things. Tremere got butt fucked, and various other things.

@Goblin_Slayer_Floki I don't think he knows what vtm is

maybe

volos guide to monsters?

yeah no

Missing a G in there

Man. Making month names are hard. Making a calendar is hard. Why am I bothering to make a calendar? I know why im making a calendar. Fuck calendars tho.

Not like my players are actually going to pay attention to it and then theyll just bitch at me when the big bad has a massive death army by the time they bother to go after him cuz they decided to fuck around for a year.

Which is 18 months in my dumb calendar.

*I love it when my players bitch about their actions having consequences*

https://youtu.be/H5d42w4ZcY4

the answer is never

"Uuugh. Why did the Troops surrender immediately instead of holding out in the fortress." IDK MAYBE BECUSE YOU TOOK THEIR PAY AND SUPPLIES FOR YOURSELVES INSTEAD OF RETURNING IT TO THEM.

HmmmmMMM

"Why are there 2 entire fleets of ships from the paladins and the fallen paladins chasing us?"

*had just spent the last month terrorizing the islands surrounding them and then spent the last day nuking their strongholds with dimension door and bombs*

*literal avatar of god comes down and they're able to fend him off*
"Man why are they trying so hard to stop us?"

Nerd

Nu u

I'm such a dogshit dm but no one else wants to do it some im stuck here making calanders and writing plot lines

I dont even have the 5e book. Im used to running Shadowrun ffs

I gotta take everything from goddamn wikis lol

work is going great on photoshopping this folder of characters to have both a front and rear view

for dnd

obviously

@Big_Soy_Did_911 Have you tried Donjon's calendar generator? https://donjon.bin.sh/fantasy/calendar/