Message from @wrath
Discord ID: 554801083801927700
although I actually avoided death with a fuckin deus ex machina
roll 20 or die forever
> rolled 20
one of my PC's decided it would be a GREAT idea to mess with some crime boss
boom he gets the shit beat out of him and all his gold taken
he wakes up, tries to rat him out AGAIN
realizes they're probably gonna kill him
left the city <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>
lol derp
@turtwig how is KANGZ
we're absolutely destroying the enemy armies in mass combat lol
How? You guys stronk or are they weak
we're stronk
also our castle is a giant walking construct
we're literally walking our castle to their capital
Lololo
They're so fucked 🤣
and somehow it's all within the rules
kek
I want to use the Geneva convention as a checklist of things to break one day
I'm straight up going to use those surstromming gas grenades in the next game im playing in
I put surströmming inside zombies and used them as suicide bombers
I also made an army of fire genasi and firenewts who were all basically jihadis
Go goblin Slayer on the populations of the world eradicate all the goblins
*kender
I need a statblock for Xanathar. Anyone have one already?
so mass combat is kind of garbage
So I have this problem where one of my players never pays attention to the game, so we always need to backtrack to tell him what has happened, this of course takes a lot of time. Am I mean if I make him draw a card in my modified deck of many things every time he starts doing something else?
<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>
I asked a couple other players. They found it hilarious, but I'd want to hear from more experienced players what ya'll think.
don't even make him draw
draw it for him and work it into the narrative
have you modified it to take out the positive things?
it needs to be a punishment really lol
It is VERY bad <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>
but good idea. I'll draw.
or he is stunned at the beginning of every combat because he isn't paying attention and gets surprised by encounters <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>
stunned for 1d6 rounds
<:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868> <:GWcorbinTopKek:384871333705678868>
HAHAHAHAHAHAH