i feel sorry for any normie who has to get a job coding at any silicon valley company in `<current year>`

pinoChe++

that's mangled as fuck

I would ask if you have any documentation, but we're currently plagued by Austrian spy traps

well

in the process of writing it actually

nowhere near finished

but yeah, i'll be sure to let you know when it's done lol

cool ill give it a read

one of my friends is writing some weird language for something involving VMs and I read his docs but I dont really see why he's making it instead of using something already available

aha, a VMfag

so thats a thing? ok

also known as mr. java

he hates java

then why is he reinventing it

stop him

before it's too late

i tried to stop him from doing this with another project

he was working on a pnp game that was basically pathfinder with a bunch of tweaks

and then the new pathfinder came out, and it was very similar to what he had ended up with for his game

dear god

I gave him a ton of notes that he probly didnt listen to

oh god

he's also making several mistakes that he should know better because Daikatana exists

what if he's creating a java interpreter clone, but he's doing it inside javascript so that he can run java applications on a poorly-made VM emulated within the V8 engine DEAR GOD STOP HIM STOP HIM

for one, you can play in multiple time periods

he may literally be creating a weapon of mass destruction

wiping out entire families by consuming their RAM, sucking them dry

literally how the holocaust happened, hitler was just chromium

well in any case

can YOU install WebIOPi on your RPI?

it's only fucking *made* for raspian

i don't know, my RPi3 is covered in cobwebs, dust and whatever else materializes out of nowhere on my windowsill, i don't even remember what the SSH login details were

i just let it do it's thing

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and every day the tiny fan progressively sounds more like a lawnmower

i dont have a tiny fan yet

im at 50degrees C

maniac

its very stable