potentially, but I doubt that's what has happened. not an expert in how SMART functions, but i'm pretty sure different manufacturers use different formats for storing that particular data and that different programs for reading it rely on specific formats

don't quote me on that though

so youre saying you wanna pay us to shill your language?

well, I don't think I said that specifically, but when it's completed, I most likely will be paying someone, yes ;P

will it run as fast as c++?

depends, half of it is in theory right now, but that's the aim, yes

you should make a code of conduct that says traps are gay

well I mean, the copyright license I came up with for all my current software literally contains an entire paragraph saying "Minecraft Steve in Robloxia is a gay Roblox fanfiction and you should all be disappointed" repeated like 16 times

i think I may have had a stroke while writing it

seems pretty straightforward

but basically, I've been programming in C++ for aaages and I was just thinking that there were loads of things in the language that could be simplified or just outright removed in order to make it way easier to work with at the cost of little to no performance (or potentially gaining some)

and this Russian guy I know also was like "huh, wow, C++ is actually really retarded"

and then we were like "hmm, welp, let's make some fully heterosexual language that's better and yet roughly the same speed as C++ and then call it something extremely polarizing like PinochetC or just cool like Quakelang and let other straight people use it too haha"

so yeah, now we're doing that, which is fun

i feel sorry for any normie who has to get a job coding at a trap house

i feel sorry for any normie who has to get a job coding at any silicon valley company in `<current year>`

pinoChe++

that's mangled as fuck

I would ask if you have any documentation, but we're currently plagued by Austrian spy traps

well

in the process of writing it actually

nowhere near finished

but yeah, i'll be sure to let you know when it's done lol

cool ill give it a read

one of my friends is writing some weird language for something involving VMs and I read his docs but I dont really see why he's making it instead of using something already available

aha, a VMfag

so thats a thing? ok

also known as mr. java

he hates java

then why is he reinventing it

stop him

before it's too late

i tried to stop him from doing this with another project

he was working on a pnp game that was basically pathfinder with a bunch of tweaks

and then the new pathfinder came out, and it was very similar to what he had ended up with for his game

dear god

I gave him a ton of notes that he probly didnt listen to

oh god

he's also making several mistakes that he should know better because Daikatana exists

what if he's creating a java interpreter clone, but he's doing it inside javascript so that he can run java applications on a poorly-made VM emulated within the V8 engine DEAR GOD STOP HIM STOP HIM

for one, you can play in multiple time periods