^ actually how I feel right now

the curlyboy with no friend starts a code scope shooting

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I cant find any contribcovenent memes yet <:pepe_why:378719408367075333>

The winky boi fucks me up more than the curly boi

same, actually

its rarely all that hard to find my missing semis

they're not hard to find, they're just hard to remember

i get fucking rekt by the brace

here's some more old garbage, i tend to forget some of these people program computers when theyre talking about coders' "duty to the covenant"
totally not a cult rite?
https://github.com/ContributorCovenant/contributor_covenant/pull/74

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9A_JXssW72M
@M4Gunner @z80

good listen

i'll take a look now

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ByUPh_uPqQ

@M4Gunner the mentally ill beast needs to be institutionalized

Is that worth state money?

Institutionalization is welfare <:pepe_smug:378719408341909506>

@M4Gunner It means ship their lard asses to an asylum

lying to yourself with pixels

oof

He's bragging about His contribution graph. 2500 commits last year! Most of them private, and most of the rest not being actual code

nice edit

lol

whatup ddog

so what we did call back in the day a poser

https://postmeritocracy.org/

here's a list of people to never hire, lol

it the type of people that quit working rental after a week as they cant sit on the asses all day like they did see in the movies.

>Post Meritocracy Manifesto
**inspect element**
>Communist Manifesto

```It is time that we as an industry abandon the notion that merit is something that can be measured, can be pursued on equal terms by every individual, and can ever be distributed fairly.```
i think i just had an aneurysm

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big thronk

wonder if I can pull that one to my boss when she barks at me for not being done on time

obviously that is the ultimate goal

just tell your boss you didnt write any code coz yu were busy dilating

if you cant compete, just change the system to let you win

i wonder how many of those female names are actually females

Im willing to bet less then 25%

@Deleted User I'm betting that most of them are spiteful trannies

safe bet