Message from @EnderOctanus

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2018-12-24 21:36:22 UTC  

Hate our mayor's title. "Mayor-President Broome."

2018-12-24 21:36:55 UTC  

Mayor of both the Capitol city and the parish.

2018-12-24 21:37:12 UTC  

Sounds like some gay east coast shit

2018-12-24 21:37:22 UTC  

Nah Baton Rouge

2018-12-24 21:37:30 UTC  

Ahh, that's right

2018-12-24 21:37:36 UTC  

Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable

2018-12-24 21:37:39 UTC  

It's still way better than fucking New Orleans though

2018-12-24 21:37:40 UTC  

Even worse, it's french

2018-12-24 21:37:57 UTC  

your mayor is a black woman?

2018-12-24 21:38:01 UTC  

We have the bad ass kind of French though.

2018-12-24 21:38:03 UTC  

Yes

2018-12-24 21:38:15 UTC  

My forefathers moved out west for a reason: To get away from those crazed fucks back east

2018-12-24 21:38:21 UTC  

All our Frenchies carry shotguns

2018-12-24 21:38:48 UTC  

And catch snakes and shit

2018-12-24 21:39:07 UTC  

and inbred

2018-12-24 21:39:13 UTC  

That too

2018-12-24 21:39:23 UTC  

Our French assimilated, and now all that's left are a couple of location names

2018-12-24 21:40:20 UTC  

Well their communities were always so isolated. They've begun to dwindle. They make the best food and live off the land (swamps).

2018-12-24 21:40:32 UTC  

Sounds like gay multiculturalism

2018-12-24 21:40:41 UTC  

@Fitzydog fun fact: did you know louisiana gives the largest corporate subsidies in the nation?

2018-12-24 21:40:47 UTC  

Nah, that's the creole.

2018-12-24 21:40:52 UTC  

Oh really?

2018-12-24 21:41:00 UTC  

And yeah, we have tons of industry.

2018-12-24 21:41:31 UTC  

Our cities are leftist, everywhere else is super conservative.

2018-12-24 21:41:54 UTC  

Subsidies are taxes by another name

2018-12-24 21:42:02 UTC  

Hell, even most of the cities are conservative

2018-12-24 21:42:10 UTC  

```Immediately following her election, Mayor-President Broome convened a team of 300 diverse residents to be part of her transition team. Residents ranged from millennials to seniors, who represented various races, education levels and socioeconomic statuses. Among the issues covered were flood recovery, community-police relations, education, economic development, race relations, and transportation.```

2018-12-24 21:42:26 UTC  

Are they 'conservative', or are they 'redneck'?

2018-12-24 21:42:33 UTC  

Mmm well it keeps the petrochemical industry from picking up for Africa and shit.

2018-12-24 21:42:44 UTC  

Conservative AND redneck.

2018-12-24 21:43:13 UTC  

Cause we have 'redneck' towns that mooch off welfare checks and vote blue constantly

2018-12-24 21:43:37 UTC  

Oh, nah, our rednecks aren't very liberal

2018-12-24 21:43:55 UTC  

They hate government

2018-12-24 21:44:11 UTC  

That's appreciable

2018-12-24 21:44:44 UTC  

When FEMA half-assed fixes your house a few times each decade you figure out how much the government will actually do for you.

2018-12-24 21:44:56 UTC  

Alright, first order of business!

We need to Redpill Spokane and Boise, to make sure we don't lose the inland territories

2018-12-24 21:45:25 UTC  

Wait, Spokane is already leftist though.

2018-12-24 21:45:43 UTC  

Is it? The rest of the region isnt

2018-12-24 21:46:34 UTC  

Yeah, Spokane is from what I heard from the sherif that refuses to enforce the new gun laws, though, in WA.

2018-12-24 21:46:38 UTC  

See? I have no fucking clue how to hold off the hordes anymore. I have no where to run to after my current home gets infested.