Everything else is weird New age shit, or Catholic

and being catholic means being a cuck

Don't even get me started on the Gnostic church here...

@Fitzydog Привет товарищ

I don't speak snow monkey

the language of drinking

@Fitzydog there's no greeks?

where everything they say sounds like they're asking your for alcohol

because everything sounds slurred

@galesteppes The Greeks self imposed communism AFTER they saw how it fucked over the Soviets. Can they be trusted?

why not go to that black church ?

maybe they'll accept your honky ass

it's not a church, it's a social program sign-up facility

There is however, a Syriac orthodox church that has a bunch of Anglican converts, but they've got immigrants as well

try that

Think I could marry a Syrian Christian gal?

dew it

kk

they're white

lol

so it's not burning the coal

I really don't like going into new situations alone. Ugh I hate that lol

don't you have any chair force wingmen?

No, I have basically two friends.

I could take @M4Gunner

Hop in faggot, we're going to church

@Fitzydog but he's retarded

he might scare her away

Bros before hoes

not as fast as this thirsty nigga will

ima have to explain to the priest

you shouldnt trust syrian girls

you like those sad eyes, they are like that for a reason

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Hmm

she may act like she all about that christ but as soon as your dick dries off you gonna be eating breakfast with no hog

i would sooner trust a chinese woman

boy do i like those sad syrian eyes tho

if i go to a church thats not the kindof church i would go to

>sooner trust a chinese woman

Don't listen to this nigga

the black church has the best singing