Message from @DanConway
Discord ID: 506588853520302090
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Coffee is a sin
Yo hi and welcome to the ancap convention 2018
No lolis allowed
There's lucozade in the back
@AsianMessiah Is Wu Tang clan here again?
And we will be introducing our first guest speaker..........................
Mr. Killian
*claps*
@Fitzydog Please raise your hand to speak during the lectures ty
We may not be able to get around to everyone
But we will try our best
\*Raises hand*
Yo! Who the fuck is Killian, and do you got the Clan again?
If not, I'm out.
this convention fucking sucks...
Thank you for your question
*applause*
Now to answer I would say that ancaps have borders too
SO SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND SHUT UP OR I'LL VIOLATE YOUR FUCKING NAP
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Next question?
Great question!
*applause*
Our latest research shows that the number of ancaps in a room correlates to the average IQ with exponential growth
So more ancaps means a higher age of consent
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Next question?
which would be what age?
@DanConway virginity for life
Sorry can you move your face down into the mic please? @DanConway
When more than 20 ancaps meet, age of consent reaches critical mass.
Its a bit fuzzy on this end
Ajusts mic
Ty
WHAT IS THE AGE OF CONSENT YOU PREFER FOR A SOCIETY
75
K that's louder ty
*whips out calculator and mumbles gibberish*
Anyone younger than 75 only gets to work in the mines and watch 75 year olds have sex.
*looks up*
Alright, my numbers crunch to about 2789