Have to ask doesn't seem to have been too bad

are you familiar with "Die vulgäre Analyse"?

I bought around 1500km² land this year and preparing it for next year. Will all be garden and fruit trees. Good thing about living in the countryside.

No

oh yeah then some bee hives fit right in

i want to move a little further from the city, realized there is really no need to live that central since I have a car now and dont go out much anyway

It's nice out here

Quiet

I went to a place name Tempelberg in Brandenburg for Akazienhoney, when I arrived with a trailer full of hives they had some kind of Firefighter celebration, my hiuuve were overheating cause I had to wait for my boss so I asked the Firefighter so hose down my trailer

Lol

worked 😄 but they were total pussies about the few bees that were left on their vehicles

called 20bees a swarm lol

Imagine the whole hive swarming

they be in panic mode

But they are only looking for free real estate

yeah swarming bees are very docile

they are full with honey

to be able to draw comb at the new home

Flying honey bonbons

How hard is it to collect swarms into hives?

When you have a swarms sitting on a tree branch or wall

if it is easily reachable is no big deal

if it sits on top of some 25m meter tree they can go fuck off

not risking my neck for a swarm

but otherwise its even better when its not from your hives, means a new free hive

Bee socialism

Free hive

bees are total commies

they all share all food

they have a "sozialmagen"

throw them out of helicopters

social belly?

meaning evey bee has the exact same food intake all over they hive

yeah

oh yeet

so if they starve they all starve together

like good commies

Bees are the proletariat and beekeepers are the capitalist 1% exploiting the labour of the gentle bee for honey profit

Beeluminati 😄

Bees rise up

but they couldnt survive without me