haha

40mphish, shitty Greek road

blood everywhere

I got to see a hipster eat shit on a moped in an intersection one night while i was walking out for a drink

spent the next month telling women at night clubs that he had fought a Lion

hilarious. did not even ask if he was okay(he was)

heh. "I fell of my *motorcycle*, babe."

There were a few guys that had done the same thing on the island, different story everytime.

'Fought a Shark'

One time i saw a fixie faggot crash straight into a stopped car at a stoplight, going downhill. the impact so much louder than youd expect

and of course theyre always fine, they get right up like nothing happened

Shame

theyre more worried if anyone noticed them not looking cool for a second

when these idiots get they ass mowed down by a semi cause they werent stopping at intersections, niggas spraypaint a bike white and chain it to the corner in remembrance and as a message to the cars to slow down

which is fucking stupid, own up to your own mistakes you deadass niggas

it's always the car's fault if one of these kamikaze retards gets killed

```kamikaze retards```

haha

I also wear a bright orange high-vis vest

the thing is in hilly towns, bikers hate to stop. lose momentum

so they dont

I like Orange, it's my favourite colour

thats hoover colors round here

i love it but i try to avoid gang colors lately

so no blue red orange or apparently seahawks gear

no red

but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjeRnyj-2sI

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i know what she meant... but wow that's funny

She's a fucking retard

ima laugh if what she said comes true

she means flip the seat *commie* red

i know, that's not how people will see it though

hence, if it comes true as republican red, it will be funny

and people will shove this video back in her stupid face

terrifying spindly hunchback goblin thot

who voted for her

hey now, dont insult goblins

👺

at least their culture works (for them)

commies dont even have that