I don't have figures but I can almost guarantee that the majority of suicides are men because the mother of their children are being super cunts

with pork @MountainMan

@turtwig It's always the woman's fault

true story

What do I get people on christmas?

Death in the family is a big one @turtwig

Like if I’m invited to my friends family, and I havent really met Anyone But her, do I get the others something too?

na mate just your friend, maybe a group gift for the fam

to say thank you

Nah your good

box of assorted chocolates or something

Ah okay!

that's just a polite thing to do tho

Yeah true

I’m used to getting flowers or alcohol for families I’m visiting for the first time

alcohol would work at Christmas but it's probably better to get chocs

Yes good idea.

alcohol obviously intentionally excludes minors and shit

you get "celebrations" or "heroes" over there?

”Heroes”? What do you mean?

one sec

Okok

@MountainManfffmfmendn ge mig julklapp

vad önskar du dig bög

Yes

we get shit like this at christmas

We have all of them

Oj

Oh*

köp ett sånt pack med massa olika choklader

big ass sharing tubs

I thought about getting ”Aladin”

High quality chocolate

dom ja

if you're trying to bone the girl go high quality

gör det

if she's just a friend go for low cost high volume

Not trying to bone. Just my homie.

Yes good idea

ta de dyra än då det är ganska typiskt för jul