Message from @Den Röda Smurfen

Discord ID: 509856993104756736


2018-11-07 22:25:09 UTC  

dom ja

2018-11-07 22:25:18 UTC  

if you're trying to bone the girl go high quality

2018-11-07 22:25:20 UTC  

gör det

2018-11-07 22:25:30 UTC  

if she's just a friend go for low cost high volume

2018-11-07 22:25:33 UTC  

Not trying to bone. Just my homie.

2018-11-07 22:25:45 UTC  

Yes good idea

2018-11-07 22:26:13 UTC  

ta de dyra än då det är ganska typiskt för jul

2018-11-07 22:26:39 UTC  

as for gift for friend, if not boning then joke gifts are always good

2018-11-07 22:26:53 UTC  

yed

2018-11-07 22:27:11 UTC  

something that plays on an inside joke or something that is just outright silly

2018-11-07 22:27:46 UTC  

my sister's fiancé is super short and used to be professional ping-pong player so we got him a miniature ping-pong set last year

2018-11-07 22:27:46 UTC  

I thought about getting something she collects

2018-11-07 22:28:44 UTC  

She’s a big fan of figurines. A true autist. So I’m getting her one I know she wants.

2018-11-07 22:28:55 UTC  

hahaha yeah that's perfect

2018-11-07 22:28:59 UTC  

do that

2018-11-07 22:29:03 UTC  

but don't spend more than like 20 eur

2018-11-07 22:29:18 UTC  

I wouldnt afford more than 20 hahahahaha

2018-11-07 22:29:29 UTC  

Thats my usual budget for a present

2018-11-07 22:29:29 UTC  

@MountainMange pizza till mig

2018-11-07 22:29:35 UTC  

Jag skaffar dig pizza

2018-11-07 22:29:39 UTC  

jaaa

2018-11-07 22:30:02 UTC  

sounds like ur gonna be fine

2018-11-07 22:30:08 UTC  

are you going to eat there?

2018-11-07 22:30:12 UTC  

My other friend I’ll need to get a joke present tho

2018-11-07 22:30:13 UTC  

Yes

2018-11-07 22:30:31 UTC  

give your other friend a stone

2018-11-07 22:30:35 UTC  

idk about europe but Brits tend to have a lot of pig on the table at Christmas

2018-11-07 22:30:40 UTC  

so go careful lol

2018-11-07 22:30:43 UTC  

>She’s a big fan of figurines. A true autist. So I’m getting her one I know she wants.
I think you mean artist

2018-11-07 22:31:05 UTC  

hahahahahaha didn't even notice

2018-11-07 22:31:10 UTC  
2018-11-07 22:31:11 UTC  

No I meant autist

2018-11-07 22:31:25 UTC  

i read artist

2018-11-07 22:31:30 UTC  

lol

2018-11-07 22:31:39 UTC  

now im the autist<:pepe_sad:378719408345841664>

2018-11-07 22:32:02 UTC  

rip

2018-11-07 22:32:07 UTC  

the muslim wants to bone the autist
Imagine my shock

2018-11-07 22:32:22 UTC  

the Muslim wants to bone anything with a hole

2018-11-07 22:32:28 UTC  

it's a sexual emergency

2018-11-07 22:32:28 UTC  

better than the cousins

2018-11-07 22:33:07 UTC  

Yeah it’s a lot of pork here too. So I’ll be careful lmao.